{"id":11,"date":"2005-01-12T12:05:38","date_gmt":"2005-01-12T18:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=11"},"modified":"2005-01-12T22:50:06","modified_gmt":"2005-01-13T04:50:06","slug":"the-ghetto-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"The Ghetto-Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all of you who think we workers at the Ghetto-tree (Rivertree Court Cinemas) don&#8217;t take our jobs seriously, here is something to set your minds at ease. Either that, or to completely shatter your perception of reality. You decide.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/dsc02045.jpg\" alt=\"Behold the goggles of TRUTH\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/\/dsc02046.jpg\" alt=\"A perspective shot of the goggles of truth.\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/dsc02103.jpg\" alt=\"Wiggles being the best stock boy he can.\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/dsc02152.jpg\" alt=\"It was the Jews, I swear!\" \/><br \/>\nPhotos courtesy of and gloriously shot by: The Sticky Baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all of you who think we workers at the Ghetto-tree (Rivertree Court Cinemas) don&#8217;t take our jobs seriously, here is something to set your minds at ease. Either that, or to completely shatter your perception of reality. You decide. Photos courtesy of and gloriously shot by: The Sticky Baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}