{"id":22,"date":"2005-02-08T23:37:44","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T05:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=22"},"modified":"2005-02-14T20:50:16","modified_gmt":"2005-02-15T02:50:16","slug":"when-the-bird-just-isnt-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"When the bird just isn&#8217;t enough&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Give them the <font color=Red>FLAMING<\/font> bird.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/phoenix.jpg\" alt=\"The Phoenix\" \/><br \/>\nThe Phoenix, named after the mythological beast, as demonstrated by it&#8217;s creator: The Sticky Baby.<br \/>\nSee, he&#8217;s good for something after all.<br \/>\nOh, and don&#8217;t try this at home&#8230;.unless you&#8217;re really stupid or I don&#8217;t like you. In that case, by all means you should light yourself on fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give them the FLAMING bird. The Phoenix, named after the mythological beast, as demonstrated by it&#8217;s creator: The Sticky Baby. See, he&#8217;s good for something after all. Oh, and don&#8217;t try this at home&#8230;.unless you&#8217;re really stupid or I don&#8217;t like you. In that case, by all means you should light yourself on fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}