{"id":50,"date":"2005-03-25T04:34:34","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T10:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blue-monster.ath.cx\/?p=50"},"modified":"2005-03-25T22:59:58","modified_gmt":"2005-03-26T04:59:58","slug":"i-am-the-birthday-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"I am the birthday boy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Best start to a birthday ever: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\">woot<\/a> was a remote controlled spy car with a camera and laser tag feature. Wow. I have seen many woots in my time, but this one certainly takes the <a href=\"\/files\/cake.gif\" target=blank>cake<\/a>. Then Aaron, Sticky, Ryan, and I went <a href=\"\/files\/wardriving.jpg\" target=blank>wardriving<\/a> for long whiles, and went to Steak n Shake. Dizzzamn it was fun. <a href=\"\/files\/sticky.jpg\" target=blank>Sticky<\/a> found <a href=\"\/files\/treasure.jpg\" target=blank>buried treasure<\/a> behind my couch. After some more toying around with the computers, I&#8217;ll head to bed. Late. I totally look forward to opening a <a href=\"\/files\/package.jpg\" target=blank>package<\/a> from a certain <a href=\"\/files\/allison.jpg\" target=blank>someone<\/a> that I did not expect a gift from. I&#8217;m excited.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best start to a birthday ever: woot was a remote controlled spy car with a camera and laser tag feature. Wow. I have seen many woots in my time, but this one certainly takes the cake. Then Aaron, Sticky, Ryan, and I went wardriving for long whiles, and went to Steak n Shake. Dizzzamn it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=50\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I am the birthday boy.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}