{"id":55,"date":"2005-03-28T02:19:27","date_gmt":"2005-03-28T08:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blue-monster.ath.cx\/?p=55"},"modified":"2005-03-28T02:22:03","modified_gmt":"2005-03-28T08:22:03","slug":"easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Easter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. That is definitely the word for the weekend. I don&#8217;t think that I could have fit any more action into my weekend if I tried. Ok, that&#8217;s a lie, I actually could have. However, this weekend was incredibly action packed anyway, and I think that it was the best weekend <em>ever<\/em>. Not even joking. Things I did this weekend:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Chilled with my best bud, the Stickmasta<br \/>\nHad a bonfire<br \/>\nBurned down a toilet (I assure you it most certaily <em>can (and did)<\/em> happen<br \/>\n<strike>Killed a man<\/strike> Ok, so that I didn&#8217;t do, but I could have, especially considering the next item<br \/>\n<str>Operated firearms<\/str><br \/>\nAte too much and too unhealthily<br \/>\nHad a birthday (I&#8217;ll just let that include all the interesting stuff that happened on my birthday too, to shorten the list)<br \/>\nGot a strip of Elephant hide<br \/>\nDrove way too recklessly<br \/>\nWatched some drunk people get a dog drunk<br \/>\nParticipated in a rather lengthy and enthralling Easter egg hunt<\/p>\n<p>and most importantly: took myself off the market. You know which one, the relationship one. That&#8217;s right <strike>guys<\/strike> ladies, stop asking- I&#8217;m taken!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I hope I didn&#8217;t forget anything. I think I&#8217;ll add picture links when I get sleep\/organized.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. That is definitely the word for the weekend. I don&#8217;t think that I could have fit any more action into my weekend if I tried. Ok, that&#8217;s a lie, I actually could have. However, this weekend was incredibly action packed anyway, and I think that it was the best weekend ever. Not even joking. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=55\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Easter.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}