{"id":56,"date":"2005-03-31T11:11:23","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T17:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blue-monster.ath.cx\/?p=56"},"modified":"2005-03-31T11:12:45","modified_gmt":"2005-03-31T17:12:45","slug":"56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Ow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought that for once, things were going my way. <a href=\"\/files\/nodice.jpg\" target=blank>I guess not<\/a>. When you&#8217;re on top, I guess there really is no place to go but down. For the record: shortest relationship, but still the most painful breakup. If you think that&#8217;s silly, I guess you just don&#8217;t understand how much she really meant to me.<\/p>\n<p>Note to life: <a href=\"\/files\/fu.jpg\" target=blank>fuck off<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought that for once, things were going my way. I guess not. When you&#8217;re on top, I guess there really is no place to go but down. For the record: shortest relationship, but still the most painful breakup. If you think that&#8217;s silly, I guess you just don&#8217;t understand how much she really meant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=56\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ow.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}