{"id":69,"date":"2005-05-24T12:38:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T18:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blue-monster.ath.cx\/?p=69"},"modified":"2005-05-24T12:42:58","modified_gmt":"2005-05-24T18:42:58","slug":"summer-update-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Summer update #1."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Allison don&#8217;t read this until I talk to you or it will spoil all of the cool stories I have for you.<\/p>\n<p>My phone is fucking <em>indestructible<\/em>. I was talking to Sticky on it in my grandparents&#8217; basement yesterday and it slipped out of my hand, hit my foot, and proceeded to slide at full ramming speed across the floor straight into the sump pump well. When I pulled it out, it was <em>still in my call!<\/em> Then it shut off and wouldn&#8217;t turn back on until I dried it out. After that, I called Sticky but I guess my microphone was waterlogged because he couldn&#8217;t hear me, but I let it sit overnight and it works perfectly now. If you have problems with breaking things like cell phones (ADAM!) then I suggest you cancel your fancy-schmancy GSM service plan, sell me your V3 Razr dirt cheap, and I will give you my TDMA Nokia 2260 for free! You will never need to buy another cell phone again.<\/p>\n<p>So, I was just out with some friends the other night, practicing a healthy lifestyle by playing some Ultimate Frisbee in the park when all of a sudden the Po-po rolls up on us three squads deep and gives us what-for. Turns out that when the sign said &#8216;Park closes at 10PM&#8217; it meant that night. We thought it meant on school nights, honest. Here&#8217;s the funny part: it was graduation night for MHS class of &#8217;05 so about 75% of us there had just graduated and we were all sober and exercising, while the rest of the grads were out drinking <em>and the cops busted US!<\/em> How&#8217;s about some o&#8217;dat for irony? Some good quotes from the experience:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was messin&#8217; me up cuz I saw something flash red so I looked up for the frisbee and it was gone, then it flashed blue, and I was like &#8216;that aint right&#8230;&#8217; and then I was like &#8216;awww&#8230;.hell nah.'&#8221; (we were playing with a red glow in the dark frisbee)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;See what really messed us up was that we had even teams, then you showed up but you only brought three guys&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Guess you guys really met your quota tonight, eh?&#8221; (20 tickets x $50 apiece = $1000 Oh boy oh boy)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lawrence, you&#8217;re up. What now, Mr. MIT? Let&#8217;s see you engineer your way out of this one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Way to go, Karna. You go from giving the salutatorian speech this afternoon to getting a ticket tonight. What next?&#8221; (we just kept dropping hints that we were pretty much the best kids in town: Navy, Marine, Army, Air Force, MIT, the salutatorian, a national gymnast, a pair of second-year college kids done with or almost done with their majors, a future rock star, what isn&#8217;t there to love? The cops never did take the hint)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of all the parties on graduation night in Mundelein, it&#8217;s the Ultimate Frisbee party that gets busted. There are drinking parties that I know of <em>right now<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, dude, I&#8217;ll even go find them for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So that was fun. At least the cops were good enough sports that they took pictures for us.<\/p>\n<p>Sticky and I pulled all-nighters working on his physics project. Here&#8217;s the kicker: he turned it in <em>after<\/em> he got his signed diploma. I know, right? So he and I worked on it all saturday night until 6AM, then slept from 6-10 when we got up and he went home to get ready for graduation. We made a computer-controlled LED array. Right now it&#8217;s just a 4&#215;4 array and the LEDs aren&#8217;t soldered to the board, but when it&#8217;s done in it&#8217;s final stage it&#8217;s going to be a 7&#215;9 array in the front grille of an Antec case. It&#8217;s going to be pretty sweet. I&#8217;ll get pics up on this thang eventually (meaning when Stickmasta gets them to me). Oh yeah, and I suffered several burns in the process of soldering the like 200 joints we had to solder on the circuitboard.<\/p>\n<p>I put a new headunit and speakers in my car with the help of Sticky and Harry. It&#8217;s there to accomodate my new hard drive mp3 system that I got from teh w00t. It was pretty cool, until in the process of modding out the hard drive cartridge with a new hard drive, I pulled the ribbon cable that hooks the eject button and the LEDs into the main board off. Now I have to either come to terms with the fact that if I put the hard drive in, it&#8217;s never coming back out, or I have to find a way to connect the eject button to the main board without the ribbon cable. And, if I do any soldering, I need to make sure I don&#8217;t burn the board. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody gave me a free computer on the last day of school <em>as I was moving out.<\/em> I was literally carring a load of my stuff out to Pat&#8217;s truck and this guy stops me on the stairs and offers me a broken computer. He said it wouldn&#8217;t turn on. I got it working in 10 minutes. So that was a nice little surprise: a free 1.3GHz computer. Not bad, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I guess I&#8217;ll just keep truckin&#8217;. You do the same. I need to figure out what I&#8217;m going to do about my job interview tomorrow. Peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allison don&#8217;t read this until I talk to you or it will spoil all of the cool stories I have for you. My phone is fucking indestructible. 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