{"id":90,"date":"2005-12-03T01:27:57","date_gmt":"2005-12-03T07:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blue-monster.ath.cx\/?p=90"},"modified":"2005-12-03T01:27:57","modified_gmt":"2005-12-03T07:27:57","slug":"bam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Bam!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today, I dressed and cooked a duck. I probably didn’t do it entirely right, but I did it. I expected to fuck it up, but I’ll be damned if it didn’t turn out just alright. In fact, it was good. To boot, I was wearing a suit when I did it; that’s just legit and a half right there. Tomorrow: I sleep in to let my body fight the sickness. Wish me luck in my sleep endeavours. Or don’t. I’ll be awake by the time you read this, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today, I dressed and cooked a duck. I probably didn’t do it entirely right, but I did it. I expected to fuck it up, but I’ll be damned if it didn’t turn out just alright. In fact, it was good. To boot, I was wearing a suit when I did it; that’s just legit and … Continue reading Bam!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almost.solutions\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}