I promised a new page, and here it is, no thanks to the uncooperative mySQL and PHP. Basically I had to try every possible combination of the following to get it to work:

mySQL3 or
mySQL4

and

PHP4 or
PHP5

and

Apache Webserver or
Abyss Webserver

and WordPress.

…and it still didn’t work. So then I said “I would sell my soul to have my blog working.” And the devil appeared to me and he said “Mark, you know that thing isn’t worth anything. It’s cold and black and dead, and I would rather have your left testicle.” Whatever, as long as it works.

I’ll be sure to post more interesting things soon, and feel free to post comments.