Wow. That is definitely the word for the weekend. I don’t think that I could have fit any more action into my weekend if I tried. Ok, that’s a lie, I actually could have. However, this weekend was incredibly action packed anyway, and I think that it was the best weekend ever. Not even joking. Things I did this weekend:

Chilled with my best bud, the Stickmasta
Had a bonfire
Burned down a toilet (I assure you it most certaily can (and did) happen
Killed a man Ok, so that I didn’t do, but I could have, especially considering the next item
Operated firearms
Ate too much and too unhealthily
Had a birthday (I’ll just let that include all the interesting stuff that happened on my birthday too, to shorten the list)
Got a strip of Elephant hide
Drove way too recklessly
Watched some drunk people get a dog drunk
Participated in a rather lengthy and enthralling Easter egg hunt

and most importantly: took myself off the market. You know which one, the relationship one. That’s right guys ladies, stop asking- I’m taken!

I hope I didn’t forget anything. I think I’ll add picture links when I get sleep/organized.