This was quite a Sunday. I was quite productive. Even so, I feel like an utter sally. To help you to understand why, here’s a list of some of the things that I did today:

• Rearranged my room
• Vacuumed
• Cooked
• Did laundry

You will notice that among that list, the following items were not present:

• Killed a deer or other living animal
• Burped or farted loudly
• Drank a beer
• Lit something on fire

Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do…