…But then again, I have been very busy. Many things have happened this summer, not the least of which is this. That’s right, if you’re wondering why I don’t call or write or even cast a wayward glance in your direction, it’s not because I don’t like you (or maybe it is. Here’s a quick test to see if I like you: Are you fucking annoying? Then the answer is no. Go to hell.), it’s just that I’ve been a bit busy with my girlfriend. I know, I know, you’re all like ‘OMGWTFBBQ!?!’ because you thought I was gay, but you were wrong. Obviously I am at least bisexual. Or really picky. At any rate, this summer has been a blast thanks to everyone that I’ve seen, especially Jessi (she who I have delegated all of my decision-making priveleges to), Stickman (the brother I wish I could have known sooner), Laurel (the one responsible for my most recent time and money consuming hobby [the girlfriend (if you didn’t get that earlier, you should probably retake the test)]), the Rivertree posse, the Gueys, and Aaron and Eric (the nerdz from school- thanks for coming to visit on such short notice, it was great to spit the geek talk until the wee hours of the morning). Until next time, try not to miss me too much. Yeah, I know. It was worth a try, though.